I Had Forted.

What up with all the stories about autism lately? You would think that it's a pandemic all of a sudden. I don't know much about it, but seriously...it makes you wonder. Of course the answer to this is probably just that the big news outlets (mainly CNN) have found another hot topic and are just pounding into our heads. They want to scare us in taking the medicines that they have on their commercials.

Seriously...pharmaceutical commercials is all they show on CNN...that and Bank/Investing commercials. We are supposed invest in our money in the banks...spend the money we make on the investments on medicines we don't need...then worry about our kids possible..maybe autism.
If you think about it maybe all the fucked up shit we put into our bodies constantly is whats CAUSING autism?? I seem to remember a story about how our drinking water is filled with drugs...one sec...ah here it is...Drugs Are in the Water. Does It Matter?

So, there you have it! I single handely found the cause of autism...CNN

It started with the Big Pharma commercial inundation, people see the commercials and are all like:

"HEY! YEAH! my legs sometimes feel like stuff." Mirapex for you my friend.
Or
"YEAH, I my penis is flaccid and grey!" Here is some Viagra...go get'er Tiger!
Or
"YEAH, I'm sad that my my husbands penis is flaccid and grey." Aw honey...here...take some Zoloft

All these people take all these pills...pee the leftovers of them out and they end up in our drinking water..eww...somwhow. Lil' kids drink the water, pregnant women drink the water. BAM you got autism.

I know, I know...I have no proof. I have done no research, I am no scientist. I just wanna make the point that we keep coming up with all these problems with ourselves, we medicate, we make more problems. Here is my plan for all of us to feel better:

Exercise
STOP eating so much crap.
STOP eating animals.
Eat a vegetable...french fries don't count, neither does ketchup.
Hug your wife because showing a little affection might make her want to suck her husbands cock.
That way You get off, she gets a hug. Neither of y'all will need pills and the kids that result from all the hotseks wont have autism.

You are welcome America.