le sigh.

My phone died so I can't call J. to pick me up from school.

I am hungry like a mug. Whatever 'like a mug" means...hehe

Instances like this make me wish I had J's number memorized. As soon as I get my phone charged up tho, I wont care about memorizing anything anymore.

why?

It dont because I am a hard headed bitch.

Thats' why.

Dying Tickles.

Charlton Heston Died

Does this mean I can pry his gun from his hands now? ~Adagio from VFF

Admittedly I never cared much for Charlton Heston. He was a douche as far as I saw him on interviews and the whole being a crazy NRA spokesperson didn't help his image as far as I'm concerned. So, when I read he died...I didn't really care. Is that bad?

We hear that people die all the time. Earthquakes, fires, war, most Americans don't give a damn when they hear that type of news. but OMG IF A STAR DIES *gasp* *grab chest* WE'VE LOST A GREAT PERSON OF THE WORLD. Why is it people can be a total jerk off when you are alive but as soon as you die you become "great".

Call a spade, a spade damn it!

Did you know that around 100,000 innocent Iraqis have been killed in the war? What makes this guy more important than all of them?

What about all of the people who have died from gun violence in the US just last year?

What about all the soldiers ,American and otherwise, that have died in Iraq?

OR the the people who lost their homes, and/or lives to Hurricane Katrina?

Honestly...need I go on?

Charlton Heston died today. Yeah it's sad that someone died..but seriously...big freakin' whoop.

that is all

I Had Forted.

What up with all the stories about autism lately? You would think that it's a pandemic all of a sudden. I don't know much about it, but seriously...it makes you wonder. Of course the answer to this is probably just that the big news outlets (mainly CNN) have found another hot topic and are just pounding into our heads. They want to scare us in taking the medicines that they have on their commercials.

Seriously...pharmaceutical commercials is all they show on CNN...that and Bank/Investing commercials. We are supposed invest in our money in the banks...spend the money we make on the investments on medicines we don't need...then worry about our kids possible..maybe autism.
If you think about it maybe all the fucked up shit we put into our bodies constantly is whats CAUSING autism?? I seem to remember a story about how our drinking water is filled with drugs...one sec...ah here it is...Drugs Are in the Water. Does It Matter?

So, there you have it! I single handely found the cause of autism...CNN

It started with the Big Pharma commercial inundation, people see the commercials and are all like:

"HEY! YEAH! my legs sometimes feel like stuff." Mirapex for you my friend.
Or
"YEAH, I my penis is flaccid and grey!" Here is some Viagra...go get'er Tiger!
Or
"YEAH, I'm sad that my my husbands penis is flaccid and grey." Aw honey...here...take some Zoloft

All these people take all these pills...pee the leftovers of them out and they end up in our drinking water..eww...somwhow. Lil' kids drink the water, pregnant women drink the water. BAM you got autism.

I know, I know...I have no proof. I have done no research, I am no scientist. I just wanna make the point that we keep coming up with all these problems with ourselves, we medicate, we make more problems. Here is my plan for all of us to feel better:

Exercise
STOP eating so much crap.
STOP eating animals.
Eat a vegetable...french fries don't count, neither does ketchup.
Hug your wife because showing a little affection might make her want to suck her husbands cock.
That way You get off, she gets a hug. Neither of y'all will need pills and the kids that result from all the hotseks wont have autism.

You are welcome America.

I can has blog?

Yes...yes I can.

As a matter of fact I do have a blog.

This is the first entry in it.

Hi

So, I had a animal rights themed blog and i never wrote in it? Not because I have nothing to say on the subject. I'm vegan...Vegans always got stuff to say. I just don't want to put my self in a box of only AR stuff/topics/thingies.

This is my attempt at writing a blog about my life. Like most blogs no on will read this, so nothing I say matters...but it makes me feel more important to post things on the internet. So, there...my first post. Huzzah!